In Which There is a Dog, a Chicken, a Candy Pirate Skeleton, and an Investigation

There is a Dog and a Chicken standing in a bathroom. On our right, there is a shower, with drawn shower curtains.
The Dog and Chicken don't talk much, except for a bit of small talk, which goes along a bit like this:
"So... How've you been doing?"
"Fine, what about you?"
"I'm pretty good."
"That's good."
After a little while, they engage in a less awkward form of talking, and are happily chatting away. Unfortunately, they are soon interrupted, as the shower curtains are ripped aside to reveal a Candy Pirate Skeleton.
There was mad scrambling and confusion as the Candy Pirate Skeleton leaped at them. 
Dog's eyes were still wide in shock. He soon comes to his senses though, realizing the situation was dangerous, and quickly scrambles out of the bathroom, shutting the door behind him.
After breathing deeply for a few moments, and putting his thought in order, Dog suddenly remembered something.
"Oh No! Chicken! But... The Pirate Skeleton." He gulped. "Ok... Let's go!" he gulped again, then charged into the bathroom.
What he saw when he went in surprised him. The Pirate Skeleton looked over, with kind of a nervous look in his eyes(ockets? xD) Sticking out of his mouth was what Dog recognized as some of Chickens feathers.
This is when Dog went into what I'd like to call, Rage Mode. He was so mad, he launched himself at the Pirate Skeleton. Something he would be too cowardly to do if he wasn't in Rage Mode.
"Spit out Chicken NOW!!!!" Dog then proceeded to punch the Skeleton in his nonexistent stomach, and tried the Heimlich maneuver several times. Finally, the Pirate Skeleton spit Chicken out, who was covered in nonexistent Pirate Skeleton stomach slime.
"Ewwww....." Chicken said, looking at his slime covered wings.
LATER
I was in my room with a friend of mine. The Pirate Skeleton was across from us, and we were shining a lamp in his face.
"Why did you try to eat chicken?!" I practically screamed at him.
"I don't know..." He murmured, looking away.
"Answer the question!"
He turned to look at us. "I said I don't know," he said a bit more firmly this time.
"That's not an answer! Just answer the question!!" We were all yelling at each other by now.
"I don't know!!!"

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Or something like that. The last time I remember having this dream was like in Kindergarten or first grade. I used to have it multiple times, like a reoccurring dream. The whole thing with the Interrogation was pretty new when I stopped having this dream.
Also, I meant to post this earlier. So sorry.